Jim Gaffigan

NYC - Just scribbled my name in theses copies of #dadisfat at...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:33:17 -0400

NYC - Just scribbled my name in theses copies of #dadisfat at @mcnallyjackson . Support independent bookstores

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You should have to pass a walking exam before you are allowed to carry an open umbrella View more on...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:12:04 -0400

You should have to pass a walking exam before you are allowed to carry an open umbrella

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Thanks @kittyfacestudios #dadisfat View more Jim Gaffigan on...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:00:52 -0400

Thanks @kittyfacestudios #dadisfat

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It’s sad nobody bothered to ask what that MGM lion was roaring about the beginning of movies. ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:30:42 -0400

It’s sad nobody bothered to ask what that MGM lion was roaring about the beginning of movies.

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Suddenly me naming my second gold platted golf cart “Bon vivant” is not considered down...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:25:10 -0400

Suddenly me naming my second gold platted golf cart “Bon vivant” is not considered down to earth? Au contraire!

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I hate when people are elitist. Especially if they are my chauffeur.View more on WhoSay »

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:57:05 -0400

I hate when people are elitist. Especially if they are my chauffeur.

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Just bought a new journal!View more Jim Gaffigan on WhoSay

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:03:16 -0400

Just bought a new journal!

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Jim Gaffigan: “.@hardball_chris napped on this couch in @booksmithtweets ! They...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:58:18 -0400

Jim Gaffigan: “.@hardball_chris napped on this couch in @booksmithtweets ! They wouldn’t let me buy it.” (null)

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.@hardball_chris napped on this couch in @booksmithtweets !...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:38:22 -0400

.@hardball_chris napped on this couch in @booksmithtweets ! They wouldn’t let me buy it.

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American in Boston: These are some old buildings.European in Boston; These are some new...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:38:20 -0400

American in Boston: These are some old buildings.

European in Boston; These are some new buildings.

Bostonian in Boston: Yankees suck!

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I’m constantly amazed by how weird people are. View more on WhoSay »

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:34:45 -0400

I’m constantly amazed by how weird people are.

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The ego trip never ends.View more Jim Gaffigan on WhoSay

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:23:23 -0400

The ego trip never ends.

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Fine. I’ll stop saying, “Happy New Year” to everyone. Jeez.View more on WhoSay »

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:54:27 -0400

Fine. I’ll stop saying, “Happy New Year” to everyone. Jeez.

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Here are me and @jeanniegaffigan at the TriBeCa #dadisfat book...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:37:00 -0400

Here are me and @jeanniegaffigan at the TriBeCa #dadisfat book event. Photo by @gbautographs

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Part of me doesn’t even feel like participating in a rap battle tonight. Oh well. I’m gonna suck...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:20:43 -0400

Part of me doesn’t even feel like participating in a rap battle tonight. Oh well. I’m gonna suck it up. Again.

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http://say.ly/sPf5SOk

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:17:41 -0400

http://say.ly/sPf5SOk:

If you live in Maryland, DC or Virginia I demand you come to my #DadIsFat book event at @sixthandi

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Can’t wait to find out what I will feel uncomfortable about tomorrow!View more on WhoSay »

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:09:33 -0400

Can’t wait to find out what I will feel uncomfortable about tomorrow!

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http://say.ly/Cvx5SKV

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:32:59 -0400

http://say.ly/Cvx5SKV:

Hey if you have a birthday in the next year. Happy Birthday!

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My four-year-old daughter: I wish there was a chocolate rain.Me: Don’t we all.View more on...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:25:58 -0400

My four-year-old daughter: I wish there was a chocolate rain.
Me: Don’t we all.

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http://say.ly/aHw5SIV

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:14:35 -0400

http://say.ly/aHw5SIV:

Boston #DadIsFat event is sold out. DC tickets still available. All tour dates here.

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