Can’t wait to find out what I will feel uncomfortable about tomorrow!
Hey if you have a birthday in the next year. Happy Birthday!
My four-year-old daughter: I wish there was a chocolate rain.
Me: Don’t we all.
Boston #DadIsFat event is sold out. DC tickets still available. All tour dates here.
“You again?” - flight attendant as I boarded the plane.
If you are watching TV in a hotel room and you are not in the bed, you are really weird.
