NYC - Just scribbled my name in theses copies of #dadisfat at @mcnallyjackson . Support independent bookstores
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You should have to pass a walking exam before you are allowed to carry an open umbrella
Thanks @kittyfacestudios #dadisfat
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It’s sad nobody bothered to ask what that MGM lion was roaring about the beginning of movies.
Suddenly me naming my second gold platted golf cart “Bon vivant” is not considered down to earth? Au contraire!
I hate when people are elitist. Especially if they are my chauffeur.
Just bought a new journal!
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Jim Gaffigan: “.@hardball_chris napped on this couch in @booksmithtweets ! They wouldn’t let me buy it.” (null)
.@hardball_chris napped on this couch in @booksmithtweets ! They wouldn’t let me buy it.
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American in Boston: These are some old buildings.
European in Boston; These are some new buildings.
Bostonian in Boston: Yankees suck!